Is Brian’s liquor inventory impressive or worrisome? Summer is beginning, which means Brian swings golf clubs outside at midnight. Brett had a good night fishing, and the podcast isn’t live. 75% of parenting is pretending to know what you’re doing, and Zencastr is starting to suck. Brett has a summer of fun list prepared, Brian explains why Portillo’s shouldn’t have come to Indiana, and Cheers may have stopped being funny after season two.